The Golden Tiger

by BatmanBatemanEC3 Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:54 pm

We cut backstage to Perry Heenan and new Chain Reaction prospect Jee Sung-Min standing by with Lisa Evans after the latter’s debut and victory earlier tonight.

Lisa Evans:
Perry, I must say this came as a surprise to many. Your comments on this unveiling if you will of Jee Sung-Min earlier tonight?

Perry Heenan:
Once again LISA... the name on the back of my trunks isn’t self appointed and you’re underestimating my GENIUS. What you thought I just discarded of Alvares in an off the cuff spur with no contingency plan? I’m not driven by emotion Lisa I’m driven by thought. It’s what makes me such a prized asset to Dante Tatum and a danger to everyone else.

Encyclopaedia Iam in more ways than one and I have my eyes and ears to the tarmac of every major international airport foreign and domestic. When a former colleagues lack of respect leaves a sour taste in your mouth and you’re looking for a replacement where do you go? You explore the depths of the most disciplined culture in the world. You seek out those trained in the harsh dojo’s of Japan.

I know Quinn and Barmore are roleplaying as Reuters and think they’ve fact-checked and debunked our catchphrase but “Chain Reaction Always Wins” extends beyond the readings of the win colllum today and into a far FAR bigger picture.

The rumours of discord and our demise are just that. Rumours. The addition of the Golden Tiger marks the start of our GOLDEN ERA. They’ll see. You’ll ALL see.

Heenan makes some kind of gesture that seems to insinuate a third eye, pointing to the middle of his head for a moment before dragging it back out and making that indexed finger point to the air that’s become so synonymous with the Pitbull. The screen fades to black.