New Gods, The Party is On!!

*Lisa Evans sees Party Hard in the Back, dancing to some LMFAO*

Lisa Evans: Um....Party Hard?

*Mack pats Matty on the Chest and sees Lisa*

Mack: Wassup,Shawty!!

Lisa Evans: Well, Party Hard, I just wanna ask some questions on tonight's match you had with New Gods.

Matty: Proceed with your Question.

Mack: Yeah, what My Brother from anotha white Motha said.

Lisa Evans: Well you two had a match against The New Gods and got defeated. Tell me how you guys are reacting to that lost?

Mack: Man, why you gotta talk about Losses?

Matty: You see, Lisa, we didn't want to lose but we didn't want to win. We wanted to make a statement to The New Gods and everyone else, that if you don't go by the Bro Code, Party Hard is here to make sure that you otherwise Put up or Shut up

Mack: Yeah,Boi!! What are these New Gods though?? These Jersey Shore Wanna-Be's. "Fist Pumping into Each other's Cooches" Looking Ass. "Super-Guidos" Looking Ass

Matty: You See, New Gods, you want to claim that you won the match, You won by cheating. You took me out when you went for the pin on Mack and he kicked out.

Mack: Yeah,Son!! I kicked out and hit him with a Suplex Party. Just like I hit them with a Chop Block Party, Superkick Party, Uppercut Party and a Hard Partay!!

Matty: So We're issuing the challenge to these Supermen with Tans. Step up to me and Mack next week in a No DQ Tornado Tag Match.

Mack: Yeah, Otherwise you three are the Snooki's we thought you were all along. Now, Ms.Evans, how about WE go back, get some Pizza Hut and Chipotle, get to some Partying!!

*Lisa then Walks away, creepingly*

Mack: Man, Why don't chicks dig Samoans.

Matty: Maybe because they smell like Chicken fried in a Pig.

Mack: Hey!!....Eh, I can't lie.

*They both Laugh and walk away*