The Sign of the Four

by DullChameleon Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:08 pm

We return from a commercial to see Shanaz Andoni sitting on a pink sofa. There is a bowl of cashews on the seat next to him which he ignores completely.

Oh my herbs and burbs. My curbs and Phineas Ferbs. Shanaz has made mega man adventure over last year. He become best thumb wrestler in Mongolia. He eat shark heart while shark still alive. He run Donald Trump campaign. But although lots of mummy funny happenings, Shanaz find himself stare in mirror and look at beautiful eyes and lovely nose and think about other times he look in mirror and stare at beautiful nose and lovely eyes and think about other he look in mirror and stare at friendly hat and waxy moustache and then Shanaz think about favorite mirror and favorite mirror was mirror in locker at CMV so long long long ago. In CMV mirror Shanaz told jokes to Shanaz and laugh out loud and roll on floor. In CMV mirror Shanaz work on Ed Murphy impression. In CMV mirror Shanaz reflect. Shanaz love reflect. Then Shanaz see postcard announced four season of CMV live and in charge and who's the boss? Shanaz love four seasons. Spring. Summer. Winter. Fall. Shanaz favorite season of Vampire Buffy? 4. Shanaz number of children called Shanaz Andoni Jr.? 4. Shanaz favorite number? 72, but also like 4. Favorite Smurf season? 4. Favorite wallpaper color? 4. So Shanaz sit and think and say to self: "Hey Shanaz, get up off pink sofa and throw cashews on floor and rejoin CMV and bring people smiles and miles." So, Shanaz do.

Shanaz leaps off the sofa, knocks the cashews onto the floor, and runs off camera.