Odd Couple

by Topher Mod Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:38 pm

The bloody Brit with a lager in his hand strolls into the Sun Arena in Tokyo, Japan.

Fan : oooohhh look it Brit, welcome.

Brit : Oh hi mate, what’s ya name?

Fan : Ah yes, name, Grenn Rhee.

Brit : Ha sounds that that bitch from Walking dead, ya know the one who had his head bashed in, Eye popping stuff…. Ya know Glenn Rhee.

Grenn : Oh yes, BIG FAN, walkers, But my name like Kevin Rhee.

Brit : Oh ya mean Kevin Lee.

Grenn : That what I say, Kevin Rhee.

Brit : LEE.

Grenn : RHEE.

Brit : LEE.

Grenn : RHEE.

Brit : FIIIIIINNEE…. So tell me mate, who’s ya favourite wrestler, gotta be me right?

Grenn : Oh me Big Fan Parker, He funny. See, me wear Parker T-Shirt.

Brit facepalms.

Brit : Why me? Well enjoy the show kid.

Grenn : Yes, yes, we will. Odd Couple win.

Brit : Dude, we not the Odd Couple, we aint a tag team, But I will win it for Foreign Affairs. Parker can sit in the corner while I do what I do best and compete in multiple matches. I’m no stranger to double duty, hell me and Miles won a Turmoil once, defeating 3 teams…I’ll do it again by myself tonight in the Cup.

Grenn : Woooo Odd Couple rule.

Brit : **Sigh**

Parker walks behind Brit and jump scares him along with the fans.

Parker: Hahaha. What's wrong Andrews, still intimidated by me?

Brit: Hell naw. You're the least of my problems.

Parker: I mean it would be pretty sad if you were 1 count away from winning and I just happen to "Bump into the ref"

Brit: If you mess this up for me, my fist might bump into your teeth. And face. And skull.

Parker: Relax. My methods would never be shared with the likes of you. You don't have what it takes to even team with me.

Brit: But I do have what it takes to rip ya from limb from limb.

Parker: I like that aggression. I'll be gone for now, but get ready to win this tournament the Parker way. Haha!

Brit once again face palms....

by Big Boi 702 Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:49 pm

As They both argue, Jimmaurie Williams and Jaquan Shay walk down with the fans, signing autographs and giving pictures. Then, Jaquan Shay starts talking some of that ish to The Odd Couple

Jaquan: Hey, Jimmaurie, if it ain't Ren and Stimpy fighting over who has the biggest pair of Boobs. Well, ladies, if you don't me butting in, I would just like to say good luck in your match-ups and Hopefully, we'll be as gentle as possible to those little brains of yours.

Jimmaurie: Yeah, I mean, if you actually make it to the finals that is.

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