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Hillbilly bday
by Mr. Dashing Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:17 am
Idk why Cop deleted his thread but happy birthday my LoneWolf, don't be a Big nosed squid and don't get too drunk on that shine
Let's make out
Let's make out
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Re: Hillbilly bday
by Miztacular Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:21 am
Krzy killed my birthday spirit, but today is about Batman, Happy Birthday Mr. Exclamation mark
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Re: Hillbilly bday
by Tim Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:26 am
Happy Birthday, Batsy.
May Luger, Schmidty, Billy and Rex live long and prosper.
Thank you for carrying Blake and Billy and Luger/Frank/Tim when I didn't have a phone, Comp or workable XBOX. You're a hero to me and every man, woman and child on this site.
May Luger, Schmidty, Billy and Rex live long and prosper.
Thank you for carrying Blake and Billy and Luger/Frank/Tim when I didn't have a phone, Comp or workable XBOX. You're a hero to me and every man, woman and child on this site.
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Re: Hillbilly bday
by krzy Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:04 pm
The camera cuts to a house isolated deep in the hood somewhere no man willingly chooses to live. Inside of this wretched building is none other than krzykd1216 aka The Angelic Savage aka The Cyborg Express aka Grumblesnorton aka ? aka krzy. He’s calmly washing dishes in the sink, whistling a sweet tune to himself as he scrubs the grease off with sharp movements of his wrist-forcing the sponge hard against the plate.
However, the plate is simply too greasy and it slips through his fingers landing with a crash as it shatters in the sink. In a fit of anger he squeezes the sponge tightly in his hands then throws it with all of this might at the wall. The sponge hits the wall with such force that it goes through it cause the entire house to collapse.
In a few minutes krzy rises through the rubble, turns around and shuts off the water flow. He won’t be washing dishes anymore. With a deep breath and a hoarse voice, krzy turns to the camera and begins speaking.
So today is your birthday
Is that supposed to mean something to me, batman? You know what else today is? The day when the fountain no longer has the blood to drain the milk carton. Never thought about life that way, have you? Never thought there would be someone out there that would tell you to your face that the reason why the flowers cry is because the clouds are dry.
krzy wipes a bead of sweat from his face with a q-tip.
When you first came here threatening to cash-in a money in the bank briefcase that you never earned--that you never deserved--i thought you were nothing more than a troll. A joke. Someone who just cared about amusing himself despite the fact that it was driving the quality of the rest of the website down.
But then you promoed.
krzy looks down at the ground directly into the blinding light of the sun.
You promoed your heart out and I then realized that the trolling, the jokes, the voices and the singing was all just your way of building a wall so that you could never get hurt. Because how can you feel pain if the butter knife already has mayo on it? Then it happened.
The Crispy Cats were born. Me and you against the world, having fun and throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what’ll stick.
But the utopia died before it could hit puberty.
Some say you walked away, others say I didn’t wait long enough. Either way the wedge was driven between us, just like Cop wanted. He thought we were a joke. He sabotaged our big match, the jobbed us out when it came around--he treated us like a fish arm wrestling an eagle and we never stood a chance. That broke you. And I was too selfish to pick you up when I saw you crawling toward the edge of the cliff.
krzy picks up the sun in his hands before letting it fly off into the sunset.
We tried to reconnect and build something special with The C.U.R.E., but it just wasn’t the same. The Classic Cats were lightning in a bottle, the hottest team that never came to be because of politics, favoritism and lust for the bringers. It took some time, but then mutual disgust for cop brought us back together, and now with the both of us motivated, driven and ready to destroy everything in our paths, there ain’t no stopping us now.
So enjoy your birthday, because now that you’re 21, things are going to be a lot different. You’re a man now who can stand on your own two feet, and even with that haircut, you’re gonna go far.
krzy turns on the faucet and the house rebuilds itself.
However, the plate is simply too greasy and it slips through his fingers landing with a crash as it shatters in the sink. In a fit of anger he squeezes the sponge tightly in his hands then throws it with all of this might at the wall. The sponge hits the wall with such force that it goes through it cause the entire house to collapse.
In a few minutes krzy rises through the rubble, turns around and shuts off the water flow. He won’t be washing dishes anymore. With a deep breath and a hoarse voice, krzy turns to the camera and begins speaking.
So today is your birthday
Is that supposed to mean something to me, batman? You know what else today is? The day when the fountain no longer has the blood to drain the milk carton. Never thought about life that way, have you? Never thought there would be someone out there that would tell you to your face that the reason why the flowers cry is because the clouds are dry.
krzy wipes a bead of sweat from his face with a q-tip.
When you first came here threatening to cash-in a money in the bank briefcase that you never earned--that you never deserved--i thought you were nothing more than a troll. A joke. Someone who just cared about amusing himself despite the fact that it was driving the quality of the rest of the website down.
But then you promoed.
krzy looks down at the ground directly into the blinding light of the sun.
You promoed your heart out and I then realized that the trolling, the jokes, the voices and the singing was all just your way of building a wall so that you could never get hurt. Because how can you feel pain if the butter knife already has mayo on it? Then it happened.
The Crispy Cats were born. Me and you against the world, having fun and throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what’ll stick.
But the utopia died before it could hit puberty.
Some say you walked away, others say I didn’t wait long enough. Either way the wedge was driven between us, just like Cop wanted. He thought we were a joke. He sabotaged our big match, the jobbed us out when it came around--he treated us like a fish arm wrestling an eagle and we never stood a chance. That broke you. And I was too selfish to pick you up when I saw you crawling toward the edge of the cliff.
krzy picks up the sun in his hands before letting it fly off into the sunset.
We tried to reconnect and build something special with The C.U.R.E., but it just wasn’t the same. The Classic Cats were lightning in a bottle, the hottest team that never came to be because of politics, favoritism and lust for the bringers. It took some time, but then mutual disgust for cop brought us back together, and now with the both of us motivated, driven and ready to destroy everything in our paths, there ain’t no stopping us now.
So enjoy your birthday, because now that you’re 21, things are going to be a lot different. You’re a man now who can stand on your own two feet, and even with that haircut, you’re gonna go far.
krzy turns on the faucet and the house rebuilds itself.
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Re: Hillbilly bday
by Tim Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:18 pm
Borton pls make your name bigger. I can't see it ...
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