Dark Caravan

by Batman Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:40 pm

The camera moves its way through a dimly lit trailer park. We are brought closer and closer to a run down pink and white trailer.

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The camera goes through the door, and in the dim light we can see two figures hunched over something. As we get closer, we realize that it is Son of Sheik and Shanaz Andoni, The REAL Number One Bubbas, playing tiddlywinks. Shanaz turns to the camera.

Shanaz: Moment Bubbas wait for and pray for and say hey hey for. Shanaz and Son don't know who enter ring ding with us for special gold moment, so we wait and play tiddles and talk about immigration ban and laugh at old jokes like Shanaz grandad have heart of lion but ban forever from zoo and hum showtunes from Dolly Guys. Tonight, at Dark Caravan, Bubbas wait for Mr. 1 and 2 to show up and challenge for right to have shiny belt. Why fight in park of caravans in dark? Shanaz no idea. Sonny Boy no idea. But Bubbas company guy, so we OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY. So...whether we see Alan Porcino and Bobby Diner, or Come Out And Play Warriors or Pretty Turds enter the cruelty caravan, everyone know Shiek and Shanaz come out front door with bowties and belts.