Quick Hypothetical

by Maurie Mon Apr 17, 2017 6:45 am

Backstage before Fusion, Jimmaurie is dialing up a number on his phone to call. It rings for a while before anyone picks up.

???

No you can't move in with me Jimmaurie

Jimmaurie

I've got my own house. Plus moving in with you would be my last option.

???

Well what could it be that my little brother possibly wants?

Jimmaurie

So let me throw you a quick Hypothetical. You're a pretty strong guy, you've been in some fights. So if I have a broken arm and I was gonna go attack some fat guy, what are my chances of winning the fight?

Jimmy

We talking Tyler Perry in a Madea suit fat fat or Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor fat?

Jimmaurie

Uhh.. Nutty Professor with less rolls. Plus he's kinda short.

Jimmy

Probably about 20/80. With the 20 being you winning.

Jimmaurie

Hmm right. What are my chances with a weapon?

Jimmy

What type of weapon?

Jimmaurie

Baseball bat.

Jimmy

That's a two handed weapon dumbass.

Jimmaurie

You know what, I'll figure it out myself.

Jimmy

Wait before you go...

Jimmy pauses.

Jimmy

You still do that lame wrestling shit?

Jimmaurie hangs up.

by C9 Suntan Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:28 pm

100% sounds like a convo me and my brother would have lmao

by Maurie Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:58 pm

Suntizzle wrote:100% sounds like a convo me and my brother would have lmao

That's what i was going for, just thought of stuff my older brother would say.

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