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One interviewer's misfortunate...
by KinZil Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:24 pm
It is the night of CMV Fusion #80, and a DeLorean makes its way into parking, the windows tinted and the paint glistening. the driver, unknown to the camera, finds two consecutive parking slots available, but parks in the middle of them because he's a dickhead. The cameraman nods for a nearby interviewer to join him in the hopes of getting in a few words with the unfamiliar individual, but is met with hostility as the car backs up as a show of warning to not come any further. The driver resumes parking and opens their door. A foot emerges from the vehicle, the sole of his Salvatore Ferragamo Italia shoe pressing firmly against the concrete. After a transient wait, the man grasps his left hand at the top of his car door and hoists himself out. He stretches and breathes a long sigh, before glancing at the camera crew facing him, almost putting the workers at unease, as he refuses to look away, staring holes through each of their collective heads. After around 10 seconds of awkward eye contact, the man walks with purpose, approaching them with a bag of Cheetos in his left hand as he pulls out moisturizing lotion out of his pocket with his right. The gentlemen stands within 3 feet of the interviewer, and with baited breath, he eagerly awaits the person's first words...
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???:
(Extends left hand) Hey, can you open these?
The interviewer looks bewildered, almost as if the man was making a quick and sly joke. A few seconds go by and the person's left hand hasn't retreated, so the interviewer obliges and opens the Cheetos as the smartly-dressed character applies moisturizer to his hands and face, before extending his left hand again.
???:
Feed me.
Interviewer:
Um.....why? I don't understand what this is-
Arthur Rose:
You don't NEED to understand anything, to be honest. All you need to understand is, is that my name is Arthur Rose and I am the new manipulator of CMV. And this, whatever this is here, this ain't sh**. Now feed me!
The interviewer passes the microphone to the cameraman so he can get a firm grip on the packet. he begins to place Cheetos into Rose's mouth one by one, as Arthur lets out squeals of joy. Arthur doesn't chew his Cheetos and this makes the Interviewer worry, as he's not sure how much more he can fit inside his mouth before he starts choking. Arthur leans forward and projectile spits all of his mouth contents into the interviewer's face, mocking him with his Cheetos, spit and used chewing gum. And with that, Arthur Rose takes his Cheetos and moisturizing cream, shoves them in the trunk of his car for later use and makes his way to the Fusion GM's room to sign his contract...
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Re: One interviewer's misfortunate...
by KinZil Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:35 pm
Corporate Batman wrote:Welcome back
<3.
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Re: One interviewer's misfortunate...
by KinZil Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:47 pm
Miztacular wrote:Where's TJ Kendra
Somewhere along the Carribean, where he belongs.
He's a piece of shit.
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Re: One interviewer's misfortunate...
by KinZil Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:50 pm
Miztacular wrote:What about Kryminal
Miztacular wrote:Or Levi
Miztacular wrote:KENDALL
They're also in the Carribean.
Hitchhikers. I didn't create them, I found them on the side of the road on my way to CMV as a manager.
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Re: One interviewer's misfortunate...
by KinZil Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:53 pm
Miztacular wrote:O
But welcome back tho
Much love.
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Re: One interviewer's misfortunate...
by Solaris Arc Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:58 pm
I dunno who you are bruh but welcome back or something I'm just gonna go now sorry.
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