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Iron Burgundy?
by DullChameleon Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:24 pm
The show returns and the camera reveals Shanaz Andoni, for some reason dressed as Ron Burgundy, surrounded by a group of iron miners who all sport "Andoni look good?" shirts.
The miners all cheer when they realize they are on TV. Shanaz begins speaking
Bless God and America all my little shiners and miners and diners. Finally Shanaz return from long winding road to have window to wild match with Paul Divan. Shanaz hear rumour that last week, someone impersonate Shanaz and try to return to ring and lose hoppy bobby match. It probably Shanaz evil twin brother Ahnaz Shandoni. He always try to show up and be Shanaz like time he show up at big red ribbon car dealership open day and give speech about orphans in Germany and cows in France and then everyone clap and put video on social media and he get free sporty car and drive around Germany and France and people say "Hey, great video speech Shanaz" and he laugh and laugh and laugh with top down because Shanaz not give that speech but evil Ahnaz did and pretend Shanaz time. Super duper problem in Shanaz life, but we know last week not Shanaz because Shanaz never own copper mine. That crazy talk from way way back bye Felicia. Shanaz own iron man mine. Everyone know that. It on Shanaz wikipedia page. Shanaz even sell miniature model of iron mine with Shanaz bobblehead in entrance. Shanaz have t-shirt of iron mine that say "Shanaz Iron Mine". Shanaz once sleep for month in iron mine to understand mine and iron. But now Shanaz back and Ahnaz gone to DisneyWorld. So, Paul Divan, Shanaz look forward to lock horns in ring and in traffic. Shanaz look forward for classy head turn match that make people slide off seats in amazement and need more hot dog. Shanaz call Paul Divan wife and say Paul Divan such a good guy. Goodbye hipsters and pipsters. Shanaz see you soon.
All the miners wave as the camera fades to black
The miners all cheer when they realize they are on TV. Shanaz begins speaking
Bless God and America all my little shiners and miners and diners. Finally Shanaz return from long winding road to have window to wild match with Paul Divan. Shanaz hear rumour that last week, someone impersonate Shanaz and try to return to ring and lose hoppy bobby match. It probably Shanaz evil twin brother Ahnaz Shandoni. He always try to show up and be Shanaz like time he show up at big red ribbon car dealership open day and give speech about orphans in Germany and cows in France and then everyone clap and put video on social media and he get free sporty car and drive around Germany and France and people say "Hey, great video speech Shanaz" and he laugh and laugh and laugh with top down because Shanaz not give that speech but evil Ahnaz did and pretend Shanaz time. Super duper problem in Shanaz life, but we know last week not Shanaz because Shanaz never own copper mine. That crazy talk from way way back bye Felicia. Shanaz own iron man mine. Everyone know that. It on Shanaz wikipedia page. Shanaz even sell miniature model of iron mine with Shanaz bobblehead in entrance. Shanaz have t-shirt of iron mine that say "Shanaz Iron Mine". Shanaz once sleep for month in iron mine to understand mine and iron. But now Shanaz back and Ahnaz gone to DisneyWorld. So, Paul Divan, Shanaz look forward to lock horns in ring and in traffic. Shanaz look forward for classy head turn match that make people slide off seats in amazement and need more hot dog. Shanaz call Paul Divan wife and say Paul Divan such a good guy. Goodbye hipsters and pipsters. Shanaz see you soon.
All the miners wave as the camera fades to black
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