Re: In the Ring

by RiftedEnergy Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:35 pm

XGen's music hits and Omega stomps the the ring.

"Alright... XANDER slate... So clearly you don't care about Summer... But that's alright because from what I hear... Summer won't be here for long....
So let's up the ante, you say. You want my mask..." Omega paw-ses to paw his mask with the mittens. "You want what's under this mask?" He grabs a corner of the mask as if to unfasten it right there...
"Wait a second.... I might actually like you better bald..."

Omega pauses again.

"Isn't that what 'she' said, Xander? Since you're in the mood to be revealing things... Just who exactly were you out to dinner with last week? Well... my friend sent me this video..."

The titantron rifts to the same restaurant as before. The front door swings open and Xander slate walks out with blonde in hand.

"You messed up my hair when you were makin out with me in there."

The girl is visibly intoxicated but slurs out, "you know, I might actually like you better bald"

The crowds erupts with laughter.

The shock on their faces when the blonde turns her head and we all see her face... XANDER WAS ON A DATE WITH......

Renee Young!

"I don't know when this was taken... Honestly... There's no TimeStamp..."

Omega Z enjoys soaking up the excitement from the crowd.

"Alright, Xander Slate.... Let's get down to business.... You see my friend has been keeping a good eye on Summer for you, but as you said and by your actions it's pretty clear you don't care about her. All you had to do, last week, was step back into that right. All you had to do was take the 24th Punch that knocked Kynra silly. All you had to do was get thrown in the air, caught, and driven into your head by a tombstone...
Or, you could have stepped in to break the pin.. But you didn't. So technically, you weren't defeated.
You sat there and watched as I Powerslammed Kynra and clapped my hands twice... You knew it was over. But you weren't defeated... So my friend has told me he's going to hang on to Summer Rae just a little longer.

But Xander, you want this mask... And in exchange, your going to raise the stakes by offering your hair?
I accept your challenge, Slate... Cuz I can't wait to scalp that ass! You call me after SummerSlam, buddy, I know of a really good Wig-Guy.

But I'm going to raise the stakes one last time. If my mask, my identity is on the line, and your precious hair.... I can't imagine we would want anyone getting involved in this type of match. So what do you say, Xander...

IT will already be there... IT will be hanging from the ceiling.... Why don't we take all the BS out of the equation, and reduce it to just Me... You... And let's make sure nobody can run, nobody can hide... IT will already be there...
IT will be hanging from the ceiling... WHY DONT WE LOWER DOWN THAT HELL IN A CELL AND BURN SUMMERSLAM TO THE GROUND?!?

"

As Omega sees the reaction from the crowd he wants, he readies himself for his match against Bison.

Or HELL might just get Frozen Over...cuz Winter... Winter is.....

The crowd finishes "IS COMING"

by Guest Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:39 pm

Really? Get out, you powerbombed my guy. Where did you do that?

by RiftedEnergy Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:51 pm

my bad b, had my k named peoples mixed up

by Guest Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:13 pm

It's cool, bb.

by RiftedEnergy Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:47 pm

but really it was a Power Slam

by Guest Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:41 pm

After a back and forth match between Levi Marta and Sunshine, both men have collapsed on the floor, unconscious from their brutal battle. Out of nowhere, Kendall Wolfe's theme gets boomed through the speakers. Kendall holds in his left hand what appears to be a contract, with a mic in his right one.

Wolfe:

I know you just had a match but I don't care and you are pushing buttons that are WAY out of maintenance!

Kendall scatters 2 contracts to the hands of Sunshine and Marta in a agitated manner.

Wolfe:

We cannot make the game of games, the cerebral ass-asin, Triple H angry. Because if he gets angry, he will stick me in a handicap. I cannot be held responsible for causing two nobodies injuries- let me rephrase that....I'm a danger to anyone and everyone around me. I'm a hazard to health, so forget Triple H for a second, remember me, remember what I'm capable of.....sign the damn contracts.

Wolfe turns to Sunshine who is staring at the contract whilst laughing to himself. Sunshine glances to Wolfe and immediately signs the contract and throws it into the crowd. As Sunshine tries to leave, Kendall grabs his shoulder and spins him around.

Sunshine:

Listen, boy, I may be "reborn", but I can still crack your skull like a nut by smashing you into the post 11 times over, just like I can do it to that parasite over there, and I will do it with a smile on my face, hahahaha. C'mon, smile for me boy. Let's be friends-

Kendall has heard enough as he slaps Sunshine right in the jaw, which is retaliated with a codebreaker from Sunshine. Kendall's mouth is busted open as Sunshine turns his attention to Levi Marta, who's watching in disbelief. Sunshine cups some of Kendall's fresh blood and puts it in his mouth. Sunshine then crawls over to Marta who is frozen in curiousity. Once face-to-face, Sunshine spits Kendall's blood into Levi's face! Marta is blinded!

Sunshine:

Hahahaha, his blood looks good on you. blood always looked good on you, Levi...

Sunshine grabs at Levi's right hand, shoving a pen from the clipboard into it, and forges Marta's signature onto the contract as Levi is screaming from the blood. Sunshine then kicks Levi out of the ring only to be met with a clothesline by Kendall Wolfe! Both men are on the outside as Kendall goes for a suicide dive but only connects on Sunshine! Kendall goes over to the timekeepers area to grab his contract, but Levi stumbles over into a running stance, spearing Kendall through the barricade! Marta gets up after a 20 seconds rest and takes Kendall's contract into the ring and signs it himself.

Marta:

And.....voila, it is stone-set. It shall be a splendid Summerslam indeed. It will be ever the sweeter for me because I had the priviledge of partaking in setting some ground rules, some ultimatums if you will. Without further ado.....number #1, this match....will be for the United States Championship. Number #2, if Sunshine gets pinned, he will no longer be aloud to fight me, which is oh so great for him since he was stock meat waiting to get eaten by myself. And number #3, Kendall, if I pin you....if I pin you, your career will suffer the same fate your dignity suffered when you let yourself get brainwashed by these heathens. It will cease to exist. Good luck.

Marta leaves the ring as the cameraman zooms in on the contract's dotted line which reads "Bill Is Watching!".

by SonOfAnarchy91 Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:20 am

*RAW kicks off to Scott Norrie's Music booming through the arena as the Mega Stars stand in the ring looking smug after their victories last night, the music fades out as Scott Begins to speak.*

Scott: No matter how hard yi try to keep a Diamond frim shinnin' you just can't stop it. Still ih doubters will doubt, an' ih haters will hate but still YOUR Undisputed World Hivyweight Champion and Tag Team Champions, Scott Norrie, Dave Turner & Paul Anderson, T'n'A. The Mega Stars!

*The crowd shower the men with boo's but the all just laugh*

At's right boo all yi want, at diznae change the facts that we are the best damn wrestlers 'is company has iver seen! Now to clean up any misconceptions over Turners actions last week when he walked oot on me an' Anderson *Scott stares at Turner for a second* He had some, personal issues that wir clouding his thoughts and wiz unable to focus on the task at hand. Their is no Mutiny, no one is leavin' the Mega Stars, wir as strong as ever and hell we may even be expanding soon so keep yer eyes peeled fir 'at!

*The crowd continue to boo*

SummerSlam wiz a clean sweep! Not only did T'n'A destroy the Naughty Twats. I systamatically destroyed Wolfe not once, bit TWICE! Which brings me ti ma main topic of discussion, other than to rub this in of course, and that topic being: Shawn Michaels. The Heartbreak Kid, The Show Stoppa, The Main Event, Mr. Wrestlemania! Mr. Hall Of Fame... Yu've stuck yer nose in my business twice now, sein' as yer barely in control maybe yu shid worry aboot yerself mate an' finish yer game o hide and seek wi Cyborg bifore sticking yer nose far it diznae belong! By restarting the match last night yu did nothin' but prelong the Inevitable and that was me walking out of SummerSlam The Undisputed Champion! *Scott Raises his title as Turner and Anderson clap*

Nou listen 'ere Shawn you go doon as THEE Greatest Performer in WWE History, I grew up watching The Boyhood Dream come true, I idolized you, you've put on some of the greatest damn matches in the History of Professional Wrestling, but here's the thing; This ain't WWE, that ship sunk a long, long time ago. This is C.M.V. This is MY Company Shawn, and I ain't that wee boy who grow up watching yer matches anymore. I grew up, ah am makin' ma own Legacy and if I have ti go through yu ti continue ti do so ah won't hesitate ti put The Has-Been Kid Down!

*The crowds boo's are deafening in the arena but suddenly turn to cheers as Shawn Michaels music hits*

*Shawn struts out onto stage, mic in hand*

HBK: Wow. I mean, WOW! OK, before I get into this, two things. Has-Been Kid? You know how many times I've heard that? Since I like you, I'll let you off, THIS Time.

Also let me just be the first; well the ONLY one to congratulate you guys on your victories last night, really well done. Scott where's all this anger coming from I mean, you won didn't you? All's I'm trying to do is show everyone that you CAN do it, cause let's face it everyone in the back hates you guts, an' I don't blame them, but you see you remind me of what I was like before I got injured and had to have back surgery. I was a self righteous, pompous jackass too, but I had the talent to back it up, that's all Im trying to do, show these people that YOU have the talent to back it up. I never had to pay off any referee's to get a win and-

Scott: Really? Cause ah seem ti remember a certain Screwjob Incident.

Shawn: heh, lets not dwindle in the past. I'm just trying to help you guys and prove you deserve those titles cause-

Scott: Yeah, well we dinna need yer help Shawn! As yi kin see we are still ih champs! An' we did it all without yer help, so as I said keep yer nose oota ma business!

*Shawn sticks his finger in his ear and swirls it around*

Shawn: Scott, buddy, you really gotta mince your words up cause you are reaaaaly hard to understand. Your hard headed I get that, again like me, but that only works for so long you got to work with the system not against it. Which is why the three of you will be in matches tonight aaand I'm not telling you against who cause, well whether you guys like it or not I am in charge and I'm going to continue to push you guys because you can only be at your best when you have serious competition, and that's just what you three are going to have tonight, serious competition, have a good one.

*Shawns music hits as he starts to walk of stage leaving the Mega Stars obviously upset in the ring, Shawn turns back around though cutting his music off*

HBK: Oh a-and as for Cyborg, uhm, can we not tell him I'm here. Cause well, y'know heh. uh bye.

*Shawn runs off the stage as CMV RAW cuts to commercial*

by Childish Meltzer Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:05 pm

The Wrestling Hipster Ep.4: LIVE!

Pallbearers are walking down to the ring with a coffin
Chet Taylor is seen in all black walking behind them visibly upset
The Pallbearers lay the coffin down at ringside
Chet gets into the ring
The ring is decorated in funeral decorations and a photo of Chet and his mustache is in the ring
Please..please simmer down now, against my better judgment I would like to welcome you to The Wrestling Hipster. Tonight is a dark time for The Wrestling Hipster because last night at Summerslam was supposed to be my night. I should be celebrating with my bronsons about winning a match for the first time ever in my CMV career at the biggest CPV of the summer against that phony Shanaz Andoni who right now would be my whipping boy. But that didn't happen because Shanaz used an illegal submission move on me dealing great pain. And as a result I lost the greatest thing a hipster can have and that's his Handlebar Mustache and I had the Mustache for 8 years I loved my mustache as if it was my child he even had a name and it was William. So tonight I ask for this time to celebrate the life of William the Mustache in five seconds he was murdered by a frado named Shanaz Andoni. But Shanaz you won on false pretenses, The Claw of DOOM can't be a legal wrestling move so you didn't win the match and most importantly murdered William for NOTHING. And now I want CMV management to rectify this wrong with either a Hardcore Championship match or FIRE SHANAZ ANDONI, I want you to make this right for me, William, and my bronsons because I am the trending face of RAW, I am what these people want to see in matches. MICHAELS, TRIPLE H, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY WHO CAN HEAR ME NEEDS TO FIX THIS NOW! #RIPWILLIAM #CHETISRAW

by DullChameleon Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:28 pm

Before any one in authority can come out to calm Chet Taylor down, Shanaz Andoni's music hits. There is a mild pop from the crowd as Shanaz comes out from the back and begins making his way down to the ring holding a pair of clippers and sporting an enormous false mustache.

In the Ring - Page 14 BECM2

As he approaches the ring and nears the coffin, Shanaz stops, bows his head, and crosses himself in respect for William. He then hops into the ring, grabs a mic and faces Chet.

Shanaz: Oh my little Chetbacca. My poor frightened little hipper hopper. Shanaz here to apologize. Shanaz here to offer condolesences and confirmations. Shanaz claw is so strong and powerful that even Inspector Gadget stays in bed with feary fear. But claw not illegal. Claw just good old fashion submarine move. Shanaz learnt claw from bengali tiger many year ago during Shanaz jungle phase. Now Shanaz bring claw to wrestle and maybe too much. Shanaz glad that he bring house down with James Bond Sean Connery pinache and Ric flairiness, but Shanaz sorry for William. Shanaz didn't know how much William mean to Chet Taylor made. Shanaz didn't know William had name and family and dog and picket fence and nice house and good job at office selling tap water in fancy pants bottles for major profiteering. Shanaz didn't know that William had technicolor dreams of being movie star in big time cop drama starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. Shanaz destroy those dreams and now feel guilty. Shanaz have trouble sleeping with nightmares of mustache crying out for help in small coffin buried at sea. So Shanaz here to say sorry and to bring Chet the tipster hipster a little prezbuloooski. Shanaz find this comedian mustache in local joke shop and he laugh and cry together and buy with big money Summerslam prize. Shanaz wear mustache all day and realize that mustache is not for Shanaz. Mustache does not belong to Shanaz. Mustache, (Shanaz takes the mustache off) belong to Chet. )Shanaz hands the mustache to Chet)

Shanaz sorry for William and sorry for Chet to have cold wind blow on lip and make Chet the Met frigidaire and confused. Now Shanaz give give big broomstache to Chet as replacement. Shanaz respect mustache and Shanaz respect Chet Taylor Swift. Shanaz offer heartmelt apologies and offer Chettie Shanaz hand. Shanaz want Chet to join Shanaz in turbo fx tag team action and give many fatalities to other naughty guys and good guys and big guys and small guys and red guys and blue guys. Shanaz think he and Chetalapalooza can be incredible prime time players. Does Chet accept Shanaz grief and sorry boy? Will Chet Taylor join Shanaz in fight against crime and slime? Only we can prevent fires in forest.

Shanaz offers his hand to Chet and waits for his reply.

by Childish Meltzer Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:40 pm

The Wrestling Hipster Ep. 4:LIVE! Part II: The Response

Chet Taylor looks at Shanaz's hand and the fake stache for what seems like forever

Shanaz I'm not going to lie you impressed me....You impressed me when you faced the phony Hardcore.....FORMER Hardcore Champion Zak Painn on Main Event but you still need that one thing to get you over with the fans and Me and my Bronsons can do that soooooooo............
Chet Taylor puts the FAKE stache on
CROWD POPS
Chet pulls a black glove from his pants pocket and puts it on
Shakes Shanaz's hand
....... Let's Become a Tag Team!!

by RiftedEnergy Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:19 pm

Omega Z's music hits the system. Or is it Blizzard's?

Who knows... Confusion still running rampant after the ol' switcheroo from Summer Slam, or was it?

Who knows...

Omega Z steps out from the curtains... OG attire, mask and all.

Still confusion. He walks down to the ring slowly, soaking it all in. He's limping... Holding his ribs with one hand, and the back of his head with the other.

He grabs a mic.
"

Time... Time for some answers....

You see, Time is a beautiful thing. Time is always Present... It's ebbing and flowing... It's continual fluctuations cause a distortion in our perceptions... That Now is Here...
But In my reality... Time is Nowhere.

Because Time, as beautiful as it is... Simply does not exist. There is no Present, Past, or Future. They all exist at the same Time.
Many think of a Timeline as a flat... 2d object. Just a line where we place our events in proportion to when they occurred in our lives.

Think more of it, as a 3d sphere... Merged with another 3d sphere, encompassed within another sphere.

Past, present, Future, all existing cohesively.... But last night, at SummerSlam... Time was Frozen..."

"For what seemed like an eternity, two gladiators put their bodies on the line over and over... Destroyed eAchother... for what? A mask or a haircut

?"

Omega reaches up to his mask, and pulls it down. Revealing Blizzard for the second time in 24 hours. This time, there is not much shock.

"I dont need this mask. I showed that last night. And to be honest, as self obsorbed as that guy is... his haircut holds no value to the type of superstar he is.
To Xander Slate I say this: Summer Rae has been released... not that you care. I know you are hurting... and i know that i am barely able to move... But, anytime you want to do that again... I'll always make Time for you... cuz that was... awesome...right?

"

The crowd pops loud, small chants of 'That was Awesome' begin in the front row and spread throughout.

"But the question of everyones mind: Is Blizzard really Omega? Or is Omega really Blizzard?
Well, if you can stop thinking about it in 2d... You will realize we are one and the same, have always been and always will be. I am the Alpha... And he is.. Well... You get it...

For a little over a year you have been seeing different versions of Omega, from different times and different spaces. For over a year Omega has been continuously growing, improving, restructuring himself, redesigning... destroying and rebuilding from the ground up. For over a year Omega has been perfecting his craft. And I am the embodiment of that perfection, Chiseled out from a moment Frozen in Time...
Will we ever see Omega Z again? I'm sure of it... Sometime in the future, i would bet...
But for now... Anyone looking for him, anyone looking for XGen... You just say the word...
I am more than willing to walk down the ramp and get into the ring with ANY superstar on the CMV roster.
But you better be sure of what youre doing when you get to that path... be sure you want to cross it...
Cuz when I get in that ring... YOUR ASS IS FROSTED!"

by Guest Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:17 pm

Seconds after the Elimination Chase Round 1 match has ended, Justin Roberts walks up the steps, mic in hand, and proceeds to enter the ring where an electric Kendall Wolfe is celebrating his hard-fought win over the other 3 participants. Roberts eagerly approaches Wolfe, seemingly wanting to conduct an interview.

Roberts:

Kendall, with all due respect, for weeks now you have been the guy around CMV who has been stirring the pot as of late. Whether it be attacking future opponents, trash-talking Levi Marta constantly or even forcing a match at Summerslam which you lost. Will there become a point where you bite off more than you can ch-

Kendall places his right hand on top of the microphone, much to the delight of the CMV fans. Kendall shakes his head in disapproval and takes the mic from Roberts, prompting him to leave the ring.

Wolfe:

What are you talking about, Josh? Y'know, for a guy who yells "Bakke!" everytime Levi Marta makes his entrance- which by the way sounds like you're trying to barf up your lunch- I'm not surprised you ask the stupid questions.

Justin Roberts blushes in embarrasment and walks back to the timekeepers area.

Wolfe:

But no, that supposed point in time won't come to pass because, believe it or not, there is a method to my madness. Listen up Norrie and listen good. I'm not like the others. I don't hide behind a mask and call myself "reborn". I'm not a Mega Star like some people falsely proclaim to be.... I'm not being specific, trust me....no one in particular.

Kendall tries to hold in his laughter, as does the CMV universe.

Wolfe:

All jokes aside....I'm not a 7 foot, 300 something genetic freak who stands for justice, neither do I stand in candle-lit rooms and say "soon, soon" like a parrot. I'm not a hollywood A-lister, I don't appreciate guys like that. I don't frost asses, I don't have a golden shovel and parody real life guys, I'm certainly not a Austrian Death Machine. And oh god, don't get me started on them hipsters!

A "Let's Go Taylor" chants fills the arena as Wolfe pauses for 10 seconds.

Wolfe:

My least favourite animal is in fact a PAINNguin, I'm not Mr. Money In The Bank and I am not insane. And last but not least, I am not a wee conch. I am unpredictable. That in itself has got me to this point. You know Norrie, I don't lurk from a distance because whatever is said afar from your target is just a whisper that means nothing. Everyone hides in the shadows while spitting harmless venom. I am in your face telling you I am here and ready for the challenge and no one will stop me. Whether I win this #1 contenders challenge, title match at Night Of Champions or not, you have become my target and that title will become my reward.

Kendall exits the ring as RAW cuts to commercial.

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