The story of MLP

* MLP is sitting backstage in a folding chair with a beer in hand.*

MLP
My name is MLP... Michael Lee Pratt, and if you don't know me .... HA well, you're going to find out. Sit back grab a drink and get your popcorn and enjoy the story.

* MLP takes a sip of his' beer *
MLP
November 6 is where it all started. I was born in a small town in south Georgia named Americas. Eventhough I was born there I was raised in a small town named Cordele..... The watermelon capital of the world. Growing up I had good grades, I LOVED school, My whole life was school..... Until I turned 14. When I turned 14 I started to train to become a wrestler. That took over my life. Everyday after school I trained. I was training so much my grades started to go down... I didn't know what to do. So stopped my training for a couple months to get my grades back up. After i got my grades back up I  started to train again.

* MLP pop his' neck and takes a sip of his' beer *

MLP
When I turned 23 I joined NGW.... I was .... Meh.... I put on good matches. Then I made my debut in the Royal Rumble And I lasted less than 3 FUCKING SECOND ALL BECAUSE OF THE BITCH BISON.... Let me calm down. I was taking lost after lost... Then out of know, i started winning match after match. Now I am on an 8 match winning streak, and I am in Money In The Bank and I will be Mr. MITB. And this only the beginning. MLP IS COMING AND IS COMING WITH A BANG. And This was the story of Michael Lee Pratt..... well some of the story.

* MLP stands up and fold the chair back up and drops the beer bottle on the floor then leave the arena *

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