Re: Outside of the Arena

by SonOfAnarchy91 Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:02 am

*Kicking of the Money In The Bank Pre-Show the crowd is shown a video. We open in a bar and see Scott Norrie & Dave Turner standing at the bar, as Paul Anderson stumbles his way back from the bathroom*

Dave: Jeez what took you so long?

Paul: Woo I would not go in there if I were you guys.

Scott: How? did yi stink ih place up?

Paul: No man, theirs a girl crying cause I came all over her dress and I was just like bitch if you didn't want me to cum anywhere you would have made me wear a rubber

Dave: Dude, thats disgusting, what a slut.

Paul: I know right?

Scott: You know who 'at reminds me of? Renee Young!

*In unison Dave and Paul laugh as they all smash their drinks together*

Paul: Hey, Scott you know what I was thinking about.

Scott: Fit's at Paul?

Paul: You know what me and Dave have in common that you don't?

Scott: Aye?

Paul: We've both won World Titles!

*They all laugh*

Scott: heh good one, good one. You know what me an' Dave have in common that you don't?

Paul: What?

Scott: We've both bin in yer sisters bed!

*They all laugh again smashing their drinks together as Scott and Dave take a drink Anderson realizes what Scott meant*

Paul: Hey, wait-a-min-

*Caught mid sentence a man bumps into Turner causing him to spill his drink over Norrie*

Dave: Hey dude watch where your goin'!

Biker Dude: Go fuck yourself boy!

Scott: Oi mate, you owe me an apologie and my mate here a pint.

Biker Dude: In your dreams you sheep fucker.

*Scott grabs the man and slams his head down onto the bar*

Scott: *aggresively* I said yu owe me an apologie cunt.

*As Scott does this a group of bikers at the back of the bar stand up staring at The Mega Stars*

Paul: Uhh Scott you might wann let him go.

*Scott looks over his shoulder to see the group of at least 11 bikers*

Scott: Why wid ah do that? Which way you goin?

Paul: What you mean?

Scott: We're goin to kick their arses, which way are you goin?

Dave: Uh dude theirs like a dozen of them...

Scott: Aye, and theirs 3 o us. Now which way?

Dave: *sighs* Here we go....

Paul: Fine, right I guess

Scott: Middle

Dave: Guess I've got Left then.

Scott: It's settled 'en. *Scott downs the rest of his pint and smashes it over the biker he is holding's head knocking him out*.

*Paul downs the rest of his drink and the three of them charge at the bikers a good 10-20mins later, the bar now empty we see Turner and Anderson breathing heavily as they have disposed of their bikers as we see Scott hammering away on one big guy who just won't stay down*

Scott: *With every punch.* Stay. Down. You. Big. Fuckin'. Lanky. Piece. O. Shit! *Scott finishes the big guy of by slamming his knee straight into the mans nose breaking it instantly and knocking him out* Woo, now 'ats fit I call a fight boys.

Dave: You're fucking crazy man.

Paul: What do we do about the evidence *Paul points at the camera man*

Scott: Oh right, I forgot we hired this guy to follow us around, well I spose we could use this to send a message to X-Gen.

Dave: Yeah thats a good idea man.

Scott: Aye, Paul you can have the honors.

Paul: You sure?

Scott: Aye, Fire away.

Paul: Ok. Ahem *clears his throat*, X-Gen.... We Comin' For You Ni-

Scott: Nooope

Paul: Huh?

Dave: Not a chance in hell man.

Paul: What?

Scott: Their is no way we are gonnae let you finish that sentence.

Paul: Aww c'mon man Hogan said it back in the day.

Scott: Aye and look fit happined to him. CMV may no' be PG but sayin' somthin stupid like 'at kin make you kiss yer whole career away. Say somethin else.

Paul: Fine, Fine- X-Gen We Comin' For-

*Scott and Dave both slap Paul on the back of the head, Paul chuckles*

Dave: Not cool man.

Scott: *sigh* guess I'll have ti say somethin. Palytime is over X-Gen. The Mega Stars are going to prove tomorrow night at Money In The Bank just why we are Mega. Stars. And why the disease that is X-Gen need's ti be vaccinated from CMV. Time's ticking boys and fan the timer hit's zero you'll be looking at the best damn champs in CMV History. Count on it.

*The Camera fades to black.*

by Miztacular Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:45 pm

Scott Norrie pulling a Zakk Painn

by SonOfAnarchy91 Sat Aug 01, 2015 4:24 pm

Miztacular wrote:Scott Norrie pulling a Zakk Painn

Please explain Question

by DullChameleon Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:23 pm

The camera opens to the image of a mosque

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A voice over is heard:

"A place of peace. A place of prayer. A place for believers. A place for SHANAZ. He will make you forget your sadness. He will make you forget cretins like Dusty and Rowdy. He will make you happy. So happy. Happy dappy scrappy do."

by RiftedEnergy Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:06 pm

DullChameleon wrote:The camera opens to the image of a mosque

"A place of peace. A place of prayer. A place for believers. A place for SHANAZ. He will make you forget your sadness. He will make you forget cretins like Dusty and Rowdy. He will make you happy. So happy. Happy dappy scrappy do."

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dude... its not even been a week man... cmon

by **krzy** Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:09 pm

i feel like after what y'all did to Renee, you should be the last one to make that comment

by Austin Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:10 pm

RiftedEnergy wrote:
DullChameleon wrote:The camera opens to the image of a mosque

"A place of peace. A place of prayer. A place for believers. A place for SHANAZ. He will make you forget your sadness. He will make you forget cretins like Dusty and Rowdy. He will make you happy. So happy. Happy dappy scrappy do."

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dude... its not even been a week man... cmon

Better than all the cringe worthy sexual promos people pump out.

by edgy shitbag Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:09 am

The Cyborg Express wrote:i feel like after what y'all did to Renee, you should be the last one to make that comment

Pretty sure he is referring to the fact that Roddy just passed away. Nothing to do with anything else.

by DullChameleon Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:51 am

The camera opens to a shot of a beautiful church ceiling

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The sound of monks chanting is heard. The camera pans down and pulls back to reveal a man sitting in a pew, his head bowed.

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The camera slowly approaches. We reach his pew and the camera turns to him. His head is bowed. He wears the habit of a monk. The camera moves down the pew towards the man. He turns his head to us. It is Shanaz Andoni.

Shanaz: Everyone talking about take me to church, so here I am, bow wow wowing my head to the Lord Almighty Wind. But Shanaz hear rumor mill grindle grinding away that he too insensitive. That Shanaz be hurting all the feelings of the superstars, that Shanaz be disrespecting the oh so serious history of the wrestling bizzy bazzy Shanaz say why so serious? Who wants to be a billionaire? Are you smarter than a eighth grader? Shanaz is back in the main stage boys and girls and dogs and cats. If feelings hurt, Shanaz say git gud. No go smell the roses, because Shanaz needs to prepare soul for confession and communion and condescension and Britney Spears.

Shanaz returns to his prayer, and the camera pulls back and fades out.

by **Mr. Dashing** Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:40 pm

Dull, never leave again pls, I'm crying

by RiftedEnergy Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:06 am

The Titantron rifts again, this time the cameraman is outside some restaurant, seemingly peeping in. He's panning around, looking for something. Then, he sees him... Xander Slate dining with a blonde.

The camera tries to pan to see the girls face. Is it Summer Rae? Did he find her?

Theres no telling, this is the only view the camera man has, viewing Xander Slate yucking it up with some blonde with martinis.

[center]The film is grainy, as if from a shitty cell phone. But the camera pans out to reveal a picture within a picture. As the camera continues to zoom out, we picture a shitty television propped in some cold dark room.

The picture begins to shift left.. slowly.. frozen beef is hung in the depths of the.. .apparent.. freezer.

As the 180* comes to an end, Summer Rae is seen tied up with duck tape covering her mouth.

A Glove reaches out to her chin, tries to pry her away from the image of Xander having a great time while she is here, in this frozen hell.[/center]

Erie words are spoken from an unfamiliar voice.

Mist begins to fall within the room. Summer begins to shiver as she locks eyes with her captor.

"Xander Slate will not save you. He has already replaced you. Don't worry... his actions will be revealed next week on Raw. But you won't be there..."

Summer rae gets that look in her eye, the look of terror, like shes going to be stuck in here forever.

"Summer... Summer... After Summer is the Fall... And after The Fall... Listen...
I will release you... I will release you when Xander Slate is defeated. But, as it looks right now... He isnt going to lay down for you... You may be waiting for SummerSlam... but then again... you may be waiting until Winter... But dont worry... Winter is Coming...."

The sound of footsteps are heard, then a door shutting, which brings darkness over the room.

by "The Mad Oyster" Hardline Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:27 pm

The dark room appears

"The last time I was in a cage, I was just a little boy."

"At the orphanage, if you were bad they would put you in a cage and have you stay in it for a whole day, the kids would mock and make fun of you even the adults."

"IT MADE ME WANT TO BURN THEM ALIVE!!!"

"One of the reasons I'm glad it burned down, but at Summerslam, in that cell, may god have mercy on those five souls."

"Soon is only the beginning"

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