I just met Randy Orton.........'s ex-wife

>be me
>sitting at coffee shop
>drinking coffee and being a bum
>talking to manager
>tells me Randy Orton's ex is at the counter
>his daughter is there
>hatch a plan
>mosey over to the counter and say hi to his daughter
>her mom is yelling at an employee
>offer to pay for her to diffuse situation
>she looks at me with disgust
>yells at employee
>"I'll go the the papers if I have to!"
>starts pounding the counter with both fists
>try to calm her down
>suddenly she grabs me by my neck and slams me onto the ground
>tfw hit with an RKO out of nowhere

In all actuality his ex-wife and daughter did come into the coffee shop my girlfriend works at and was super bitchy to the employees. Apparently they're regulars.

Would u smash tho?

Damn haha. My buddy is the manager at this Sprint/Radioshack in Sikeston and he said that Randy Orton came in to buy a phone the other day. I guess because it was the closest Sprint store. Idk. He said he could give me his number if I wanted it. But he'd probably RKO my house.

11/10 story