CMV Exclusive: Interview with "the Russian Ogre" Guri Sukonov

by Big Boi 702 Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:39 pm

After Monday Night Fusion #157 concluded, we’re met backstage with an interviewer, walking towards the man-beast that is Guri Sukonov. Cowering in fear, he shuffles his way to the burly man. Guri is seen eating what appears to be Pierogies. It takes Guri a minute to realize the interviewer is there, turning his head ever slowly. A pierogi still in his mouth, a deep growl would come off of Guri’s essence. The interviewer stepped back a few inches, almost pissing himself.

Sukonov: What do you want!? Can’t you see I am busy!

Interviewer: Um...Mr. Sukonov, could we get an explanation for you being out there tonight, in the Hoxton vs Cage match?

Sukonov: I do not have reason for being out there tonight!...Actually, I do have reason. My reason is that people get opportunity before Guri. People like Tyson Cage and others get opportunity before Guri. I am former Alpha World Champion. I am former International Champion. And when I took break, I come back stronger than ever.

Sukonov: But, I get put in match with Shay Hoxton, scared little man. I will be honest, I took it easy on Hoxton because I was sending message to locker-room. I send message saying that I am not joke. I am back, and I come back for my Alpha World Championship.

Sukonov: Pat Lafave. I have watched your matches, and I do not like how you carry Alpha World Championship like little boy. If you give me chance, I will put end to title reign, just like I did to Elijah Stewart. I will crush your bones and feed you to my cats. Because Guri Sukonov is not joke. Guri Sukonov is here. And I will have my shot, sooner or later…

And with that, Guri would take his bowl of pierogies, walking off with his monstrous steps. The interviewer at a lost for words, just stands there, like a child looking at the face of death.

Interviewer: ...Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Guri Sukonov with a direct threat to current Alpha World Champion, Pat Lafave. Lafave has broken every barrier in his path, but will he be able to break the barrier that is the Russian Ogre, Guri Sukonov....I’m gonna need a change of pants…

The interviewer waddles off, as the camera slowly cuts to black, concluding the segment...