CMV House Party

by DullChameleon Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:19 pm

We see Shanaz sitting in a rickety chair in front of a tiny cabin. He is whittling something while he whistles while he twerks. But he’s sitting. CMV HOUSE is spray painted in neon orange on the front door. Shanaz looks up from his work and smiles at the camera. He nods over to his right and the camera pans out to reveal…THE TED!!!

Shanaz welcome The Teddy Bear to house cmv. Hello top ted looso. Shanaz want to know what excite you most right now? Shanaz excite bike about new hat shop near Shanaz house. Shanaz go lots and many and say show show new hats for head. Shanaz sometime stand in mirror and look at in hat and think do Shanaz like and does hat like Shanaz and then sorting and then pip pop see hat shop later and Shanaz put new hat on and lords ladies kiddie winkies all go oooooooooooo hat hat hat hat hat hat. So what excite super Ted?

Shanaz, The Ted would like to thank you for inviting him to your lovely show. You see, despite being a very famous and successful icon of the business, The Ted has many things that happen to him just like normal people. One of those things being excitement. So, to answer your question, Shanaz, what does excite The Ted? The prospect of changing the world by winning and winning and winning in the ring and being the best in the business. The Ted is excited by the new wonders of the Common Understood Virtues and its new owners.

What a smarty party teddy. Shanaz sometime win and sometime lose and sometime hide and seek. Shanaz look at top boy Ted and see winning spinning tune like moose Jackson and San Francisco lakers. Shanaz want to know who mountain top valley low challenge for the red ted?

The Ted likes mountains. You heard of Mount Erie? Very cool. Anyways. The Ted's biggest challenge right now, if that's the question. The Ted lacks a bit of comprehension skills, you know. But he is very focused on regaining the Unified Tag Titles STOLEN from him and Tracey by those DIRTY Renascencenaissancenansence boys. They don't know class like you and Ted, Shanaz. Valleys are whatever, mountains are better.

Shanaz bing bong agree. Shanaz once lived valley and so cold and Shanaz start fire to keep tootsies warm. Shanaz once be tag mimbo and love walk to ring with friend and then inside and slap fives and chuckle and giggle and wompy domp. Shanaz also feel pain of thievy misters when gaggle of chubby cheeks steal Shanaz life time lollipop supply. No Shanaz have to eat cough drips go yiuck yuck. Who mountain Ted special friend to ramble Goldilocks belts with?

The Ted has many many friends. Especially you, Shanaz. You're his friend. But The Ted's best friend, bestie, who would go to a beautiful mountain trip with him? Surely Tracy James. He was the one who held the gold with Ted before...The Ted doesn't want to get into what happened. But Tracy and Ted's bond is unbreakable. Did you know that Tracy once injured a Superbowl quarterback before the two of them helped fix him up real good? That's friendship right there.

Shanaz not meet Turcy Jones but bet 5000 on red he a slam dunk your uncle kind of peeperoo. Shanaz know that soon the 321 action lights come on and mice and men scurry around ring looking cheese and chalk. Shanaz want to know if red Ted redemption and Tracy Jimmy planning on having any barn burn classic flip flop when lights pop on and cameras go over here over here?

Oh absolutely, Shanaz. The Ted and Tracy are all about seven star classics. Tracy's debut match got an eight star rating from The Wheat Observer Notes. Ted's famous Tug of War performance was called the "Moment of the Year" by eighty different news sources. Whoever steps in the ring with Ted (and sometimes Tracy) is guaranteed to have a match of the year contender. Granted, they'll lose. It happens though. Losses are part of a learning process. Except for The Ted, he has never lost ever.

For shoozy my boozy Ted. Shanaz impressed you never had banana slip and fall down and have sweat man jump on and say ha ha beat you. Shanaz impress. Now Shanaz love having bit of old tea time Christmas cake chat but Shanaz have to visit grandmammy Shanaz at oldies. Any special picnic you want to tell on mountain before Shanaz run away and leave topsy ted talking self?

Oh, again, thank you for having The Ted on your gorgeous show, Shanaz. It is truly a great honor for him to be interviewed by one of the absolute greats. (excluding The Ted, of course) And be sure to tell your grandmother she makes wonderful cookies. Don't ask how The Ted knows that.

Shanaz reaches down and offers The Ted a cookie.