The Minute Men No More

As Absolution continues on, the lights dim before lighting back up again as the PA System lights up with...



And out comes the Minute Men all prancing around on the stage lead by Slick B as they make short time in hopping down the ramp and into the ring where Slick B takes the mic.

Slick B
Yo yo yo CMV Univerrrrrse!

The fans give a warm response through joyful cheers.

Slick B
Minute Men in duh hiz house and we got somethin to say.

He passes the mic to Bannon.

Bannon
These past few weeks we have had little to no success. I mean, we came together as one to make an impact. And we've failed to do so.

Bannon passes it to Tyson.

Tyson Newman
Our names have become hidden behind the excitement of the Royal Rumble as well our performance in the Cyborg Invitational.

Tyson passes it to Abbot.

Abbot Bass
But it's not about that. That's the past. We're the Minute Men. And we will have our minute of fame one way or another. We vow right now to not fail you. Sure we've lost, but we haven't failed. Our main goal is to entertain you. Give you all a reason to smile.

Abbot passes the mic to Rex.

Rex Carter
...

Slick B grabs the microphone, giving Rex a weird look.

Slick B
There's been talks of us being buried under the corporate office but that shit is cray ight? Ya feel this. The here and now, Minute Men are forever!

Slick drops the mic as the music plays the The Minute Men have a small celebration, pandering to the fans. All except for one man. Tyson Newman on the corner with his arm up gets pushed from behind falling hard onto the outside of the ring. It's Rex Carter! Abbot turns around to a big boot while Bannon runs at him but gets caught with a strong lariat. This leaves Slick B trying to talk some sense into the big man. But realizing he's far gone, he swings but Rex ducks it and Rex Plex's him out of the ring. Bannon stirring to his feet gets lifted up in a military press and thrown onto the outside. All members of the Minute Men, lying on the outside, hurt as Rex Carter stands tall with a very angered look on his face with officials pouring into the ring trying to prevent any more damage from happening to these already injured superstars.

Satisfied with his work, Rex pushes past the officials and leaves the ring as medics check up on what's left of the Minute Men.