Minute of Fame

As the people in the arena stand still awaiting the next segment, a guitar can be heard coming from the lit up PA System.



Not it's not jackass you jackasses. It's five of CMV's lowest talents all walking out in sync to the stage, all with a white shirt sporting a "Minute Men" logo on the front. Arms crossed they pander to the crowd who seem to be a bit interested in a new group forming here in CMV despite the current Rebellion/Corporation war currently taking place. The men make their way down the ramp and into the ring where the throw their arms up while Slick B takes the microphone from the ring crew.

{{Slick B}}
Yo.....

No pop is given as Slick continues.

{{Slick B}}
CMV UNIVERSE!!!!! Are ya'll ready!!??

A small mixed reaction is given while Slick hands the mic off to Abbott Bass.

{{Abbott Bass}}
What?

Abbott hands the mic back over to Slick.

{{Slick B}}
I said.....are you all ready....for OUR MINUTE OF FAME TO TAKE PLACE????

Slick smiles as another confused reaction is given off by the crowd.

{{Slick B}}
Now if we can have yo attention fo uh minute. We are five men who are thirsty for moments like this. To be able to grab ya'lls attention for just a minute. We tired of sittin in the back watchin all the others in the lockeroom wrestle. I mean, hell, Rex Carter almost won the United States championship last year now he ain't even gettin booked yo. That's bo shit man.

Slick hands the mic over to Rex as the crowd gives their favorite hillbilly a nice warm reaction.

{{Rex Carter}}
Hai. This whole Corporation vs Rebellion thang is goofy. That's why we're out here, cuz we're the minute me...

Before he finishes, Tyson Newman takes the mic from his hand.

{{Tyson Newman}}
I thought we weren't going to say the name yet.

Slick B takes the mic.

{{Slick B}}
You're right, we ain't yet but the build up was wack. Hey ya'll we're the...

Aleksander Bannon then takes the microphone to a pop.

{{Bannon}}
We're the freakin Minute Men!!!!!!!!

All the men yell out a big "woo" as their name is revealed as Tyson takes the mic back.

{{Tyson Newman}}
But didn't they already know that when we walked out with these shirts?

Now Abbot some how adds another microphone into the mix as he speaks into it surprising the others.

{{Abbott Bass}}
Wut.

Slick B snaps his lips and takes the mic.

{{Slick B}}
Ya'll don't ruin this. We're the Minute Men yo. We out here gettin our names known. And hereby entering into the war. NWO and WCW had the LWO. Now Corporation and CMV has the Minute Men!

{{Rex Carter}}
A-huh

{{Abbott Bass}}
Wut

{{Tyson Newman}}
Right on!

{{Bannon}}
THAT'S RIGHTTTTTTTT

{{Slick B}}
Thank you for yo time folks.

{{Rex Carter}}
Can we go to applebees Bean?

{{Slick B}}
Dude don't call me bea...

And with that they all drop their mics talking and arguing among themselves as they leave the ring and leave the crowd to wonder what happened. Basically understanding that the point is, Job Squad has made it to CMV.

[this promo is iffy but i'll develop the characters better as I promo more. Feedback is appreciated.]