The Night of the Minute Men

The scene is set as a wide rectangle view from a wobbly phone camera shows both Rex Carter and Slick B standing side by side in the parking lot of a Steak n Shake. Rex drunk out of his mind, and Slick B stoned.

Slick B
Ready?

Tyson Newman from behind the camera
Yeh

Slick B
Yo yo yo CMV Universe welcome to the newest era in proffesional wreslting. You have the privledge to see The Minute Men take the night away and cause a huge blow in this war. We have the opportunity..

Tyson hears something to the left as he points the camera to reveal a hobo trying to take an old woman's purse.

Slick B
Oh shit!

The three, Tyson Newman, Slick B, and Rex Carter go running accross the busy street to the woman's rescue. Tyson gets the footage of Slick B hitting the guy in the jaw who turns into a big boot by Rex Carter. Rex then goes down for the pin before realizing that they ain't in a match.

Tyson Newman
Are you ok young lady?

Old Bitch
Who are you?

Tyson Newman
Why, we're the Minute Men!

He turns the phone around to show the three posing together.

Rex Carter
We got two more but they're at a circle jer....

Slick elbows him in the gut causing him to stop.

Tyson Newman
You take care. Come on guys we got to finish this promo.

Slick B
We'll do it here.

Rex Carter
Xander Slate, Jaxon Jordan, Troy Voodoo, Zak Painn, and Paul Anderson, I will defeat all of you, and climb that ladder tuh declare mah self as your new United States Champion!

Slick B
...

Tyson Newman
...

Slick B
Tonight on Genesis, the Minute Men will all walk out one minute closer to our destination!

Tyson Newman
MINUTE MEN OUT!

The footage shuts out as the show continues.