BattleScars. Entering the Arena.

by edgy shitbag Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:47 am

The site was down. Fuck you. Here is that Dank promo even tho the show is over

The DANKEST of Dank hype videos begins to play for the millions of fans watching world wide.

The video cuts to the parking lot in which we see a van arriving. It slows to a stop right before the cameraman. The side doors open as Jade jumps out smiling, title slung over her shoulder and gym bag in hand. Cass follows behind her, no smile, no, she has no time to smile. Her time is being spent on focusing on a match that could change her career. Tim is the next one to step out gym bag over his shoulder. He to looks focused, as he should be, this is the chance he has been waiting for, there is no time to second guess yourself. Ge looks calm, cool, and collected. Like every PPV before you can tell he is going over the match in his head. Behind him steps out the Future hall of famer Quantum. He is intimidating and the camera man seems to be shaking as captures the mammoth in all his glory....

TALLYHO!!!!

The cry breaks the silence as a CPR dummie dressed like the former X-Gen member, Ryan Kent, comes flying out of the van hitting Quantum and falling to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

OH SHIT!!! Watch that first step.

Quantum looks to the Kent doll then back to the van as the Asian Sensation himself comes flying out like a bat out of hell and landing a nasty elbow to the doll. He takes a minute and looks up to Quantum

I know y'all didn't want Kent on the team. I hate to say I told you so but, I knew he would be good for something. Our very own mascot man. This is going to revolutionize X-Gen

Quantum offers his hand to the Enigma and pulls him to his feet. The 4 time tag team champs look confident, they know what's at stake. Their idea, their baby, was stolen from them. And because it was, they weren't focused the first time. This time tho, this time they are going to show the world what a real Clean Slate match is. They turn to the doors of the arena and take a stop before stopping. The two of them look back to the van and in unison ask a simple question.

You coming?
You coming?

The camera pans to the lifeless doll. The fans begin to laugh. But the X-Gen founding fathers weren't speaking to the new mascot. A boot is seen steeping on the doll. The camera pans up the body to reveal Hayden emerging from the van. In true fashion it seems X-Gen has buried their grudge with the A-lister. They are showing unity. The Fans erupt in X-Gen cheers. Children are crying. They wanted Hayden back. The Brothers Grim wanted the superstar back. And, for at least this night, X-Gen seems whole again. The trio walk towards locker rooms. This night will not end well for WEB. The camera stops as a staff member is seen moving quickly towards the van in which X-Gen emerged from. The woman stops as she reaches the Ryan Kent doll.

Mr Kent can I take your bags?

The shot fades to black and the latest promo for the KLIQ begins to play.