Eat Your Heart Out Dicaprio

by Childish Meltzer Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:29 am

Intensity opens with Zack Starr standing in the middle of the ring wearing a suit and his trademark glasses with his newly won Global Championship Title draped on his shoulders
Paparazzi surrounds the ring taking pictures of the new champion
Starr takes off his glasses and places them in his pocket

-Zack Starr-
Since the very humble beginnings my path to being the very best has been set and at Climb 2 Fame and I overcame the petty fame whore that was thrown in front of me and I picked up my golden award and I am your champion, your best actor tonight is my acceptance speech.....

Starr clears his throat
Pulling out a letter from his back pocket

-Zack Starr-
I would like to thank Johnny Sampson for his useless pitiful actions, Ricky Spanish for assisting me in driving him crazy, and finally the man who without, this wouldn't be mafe posdible. Their supporting roles in making this tale happen this all may not of happened and I would like to also thank myself most importantly though, for not allowing the over whelming odds and the constant hurdles I had to leap get to me. But now it is time for me to move on to a new role, the role I was born to play and that is Main Eventer. I am offically your CMV Global Champion, Aaron Waite I beat you at your own game, you thought you had it all figured out, you actually thought you could actually do it by yourself, but this pretty little fucking face walked away with your championship and a smile and confidence that will never go away. I am the new face of Intensity, now I know there's a few people who still doubt me but let me ask you this. Was there any doubt when I beat Aaron with his own finisher last sunday, I beat him by myself, one on one, with the lights shining bright and there was no doubt then and there is no doubt now that I will be Global Champion until I don't want it any more which guess what will be never. Now if you don't mind me I'm going back to my trailer and celebrate.

Starr takes a bow to the crowd
Gives his shiny new title a kiss
Walks out of the ring