Long Time No Speak!

by Decided Villain Sun Sep 30, 2018 11:25 pm

CMV Ferocity Card: Ep. 71 (#389)

Half way through the show, cameramen catch up to Jane Lucid who is alone in the hallway. She turns around when she hears them and she freaks out. Lucid jumps for joy at the sight of the cameramen.

Jane Lucid : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OHHHHH MYYY GAWWWWDDD!! I haven't seen one of you in ages!!! A LONG TIME. I have so much to talk about with you guys!!!!

The cameramen try to leave, but Lucid grabs the video camera and runs along with it.

Jane Lucid : Hello everyone!! I am Jane Lucid, long time no see... Wait no! Long time no speeeaaakkkk. I don't even know where to start! Ok ok, sooooo I just won a singles match!!! I heard the commentator say that it might have been the show stealer but I don't know about that because theres sooooo many other people on this show with A LOT of talent, I could never match up to the rest of them, but anyway I won and that was reallly goooood! Also I've still been painting! I haven't shown anybody in awhile because management stopped me from bringing my paints backstage all the time, which is fair enough, they were also a paint to get through customs all the time but that's ok, I still do it at home. OH OH OH

She sits the video camera on a production box, and she then stands in front of it.

Jane Lucid : So, yesterday! I was training because you never know when you might be needed you know, and and and I turned the treadmill on the highest and i was on it for a whole 7 seconds! Which was wayyyyy better then last time because it was 4 seconds last time. I think those extra 3 seconds allowed me to win tonight, WOAH that means I should just do treadmill stuff now! AHH ok ok easy. Maybe I need more moves though, I'm really good with my legs, I tend to kick people a lot, I know they forgive me now though its ok. OH WAIT. My opponents hair was sooooo good tonight, did you see it!? It was such a nice blue, how'd she even do tha... Casey has colored hair... CASEY!!!

Lucid runs out of frame and the camera fades to the arena for the next match.