MEGA Awesome Unbreakable Bestest Friends The Ted & Tracy James!

The official @BFFsTracyAndTed twitter account (Ran by Tracy James, of course.) is asking for whereabouts on The Ted. The CMV star seemingly disappeared after his loss at Cyberslam. His self-described "best friend" Tracy is rallying worried fans to look after the young prospect. It's not like Ted hasn't seen the upwards of fifty texts Tracy has sent him through burner phones that Tim LaFave handed those two.

Tracy EXPERTLY hides it with his behaviour, but he is deeply worried. Maybe Ted just doesn’t want to talk to him anymore… Maybe those DAMN scary Renascence boys did something to him… But then, Tracy hears his phone ring. That familiar sound of “At It Once Again” by this guy “Proudi” featuring some rando “Dashing”. Why does Tracy have a whole ringtone play when he gets a text? No idea. But there’s something more important to wonder. Who could it be?

HE’S OKAY!!! A whole neighbourhood celebrates after hearing the news of Ted saying a single letter. Broadcasts are interrupted to notify the masses. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, the celebration night… IS ON! Also why does Ted type in lowercase.

This bar is PACKED with people here to commemorate the existance of The Ted, despite everything that has occured. Tracy is sitting alone, at a table, awaiting his tag team partner. Ted arrives to everyone’s rejoice, but James doesn’t notice. The Ted has a steel chair in hand as he approaches Tracy. He raises the chair up, OH NO PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TED!!! THERE’S NO NEED!!!!

TED BEGINS LOWERING THE CHAIR…..

He sets it up besides Tracy and sits down.

Tracy’s father’s VERY expensive LUXURIOUS PREMIUM van rolls up to the special carnival festival, which is what was planned instead of the advertised “RoundTheWorldTrip”. It looks like your typical state fair, with a lot of attractions and plush stands, but a lot of seemingly homemade posters showcasing Ted and Tracy’s GIGANTIC friendship are plastered around the stands. Tracy seems very excited to be here. Ted takes off his sunglasses and analyzes the area, before looking back at his tag team partner.

Standing next to the Ted cardboard stand store, it’s everyone’s favorite, Mr. 3:30, Troy Colt!! Tracy dives into a ball pool as Ted stares into the soul of Colt.

Ted starts advancing at whoever he thinks “Ace Diamond Cross” thinks before Tracy and a few security guards hold him back. Troy Colt leaves to do something better with his life, probably LOSE QUICKLY again! Ha!

Ted agrees as they go into the makeshift court at this festival. An 11 year old is present, and Ted asks Tracy to back up and allow Ted to face the kid one-on-one. Rules are simple. 1s and 2s, first to 11. Just a quickie. 5 minutes later, and The Ted has won 11-0. He dunked on the child a few times. Hit some shots from the logo. I guess he had to manifest his anger somewhere, right? Meanwhile, our hero Tracy James has some fans!

That’s good enough I guess. Our two idols have an amazing time at the…whatever this event is at this point. I don’t know anymore. I mean, Tracy won a HUGE plushie tonight! After about 50 tries at a “Smash The Bottle” carnival game which just left him at a massive deficit he could’ve bought the plushie for like half the price but HEY! Tracy did it!! As the people start to leave and basically only Tracy and Ted remain, they sit down at the food stands. Ted gets a portion of fries which he expertly made by himself and shares it with James.

Ted stops and looks at Tracy. Tracy looks visibly flustered, even if he tries to hide it.. He appreciates the speech and everything, but how could Ted get his name wrong still?

This true declaration of partnership, a deeply personal speech, after the tough times these two have had as a team, is what Tracy has wanted for a while. He desperately hugs Ted, who looks......not that into it. Regardless, GET READY Renasnencense! These two are coming for you!!