Coffee Talk

by DullChameleon Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:01 pm

Shanaz is seen backstage after his mega time happy do da day win over Hayden. He is in the middle of pouring sugar into a cup of coffee. He notices the camera crew and puts down the sugar, letting it continue to spill into the coffee cup. As he speaks, sugar fills the cup and starts to overflow the cup, spilling all over the floor.

Shanaz: Here we go again again. Camera candid trying to find hidden tricks trade in rooms of lockers. But Shanaz here. And Shanaz happy as dwarf mining gems in deep dark cave and then going home and having delish dinner and tea cup made by whitest snow ever. Tonight Shanaz kick heels and wear red shoes when he beat Hayden to get extra strength he's on fire momentum into big match for major league world championship at Effect and Cause. Standing in way are Dolph Ziggler and Market Basket, but Shanaz know how to grocery shop at reasonable prices, and Shanaz know how to show show offs how to move off show into off broadway revival of Gone Wind set in distant future on mars and starring heavy duty actor Baron Corbin Cohen. So. When we see Shanaz next time, he have new shiny belt to take selfies of and send to poor children in countries of third world who collect full set of Shanaz Andoni trading cards and always make sure to listen to Shanaz matches on radio made from coconuts and chicken wire. Shanaz know how special that mean to babies who need shelter, and so Shanaz dedicate winning match time to all like Shanazettes that color outside lines but also enjoy incredible wrestling match full of high spots and low spots and medium spots. Now, Shanaz get back to tasty cake coffee cup.