Super Gato: "The Gato Open Challenge!"

The Scene Is Set with Gato sitting backstage, sitting on a bench with a towel around his neck.                                    
                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                             GATO:
"Hello friends of Gato, your favorite lucha superhero has something to state!" He grins, smugly then continues. "After this paper view, Gato has noticed a ton of open spots for him! That is why Gato is here today." Gatos smile turns stern and his eyebrows become stern also, as he continues in a more serious tone. "That is why Gato is issuing a challenge, a open challenge in fact, to anyone, young or  old, villain or  hero, big or small, heavy or lig- you get Gatos point." Gato brushes his hand down his Goatee and sits up, as his smile goes back on his face. "So now Gato will state the rules of this, no you can not be a woman, Gato does not beat up women. If you are a champion, belt must be on line. If you have a manager, the manager must stay in the back, along with group members!"Gato stands up now in front of the Camera, with his serious look coming back yet again. "If you dare cheat Gato, Gato will not forgive you!" Gato clams down again, his smug smile showing up on his face yet again. "Those are the rules amigos!" Gato does a salute to the camera while bowing slightly. "Farewell all friends of Gato, into next time!"

                                                                                                     PROMO END

Hmmmmm, Sounds like a Job for.....GURI THICCONOV!!