Simon Says....

by Topher Mod Sat Sep 09, 2017 6:44 pm

We are live at The Phillips arena in Atlanta Georgia with a jam packed crowd making noise as only the CMV Universe can…But before our opening match can even begin, Simon’s sexy theme plays and out comes The Red Rooster...He walks down the isle with that cocky grin on his face, steps into the ring and begins gyrating for his entourage of beautiful women…

Simon :

Simon says………….SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….. Can you feel that CMV Universe, can you feel that…. I told each and everyone of you.

I told you….. (points to a fan)

I told you….. (points to a fan)

I told you….. (points to a fan)

i told you….. (points to Edith)

i told you….. (points to Mr Gnastashtic)

I told the whole world baby…. In my short time here on UnMatched I have embarrassed not one, but two former royal rumble winners, August Happytown and now Boso the Magnificent.

The fans start chanting Boso….

C’mon louder guys….get it out of your system….Because Redemption Road was the very last time you will EVER see Boso…. So c’mon chant for him some more….But it wont make a damn difference cuz he will never ever step foot in my ring again…

The fans begin chanting ASSHOLE…ASSHOLE….

No….No…No…..I’m the best thing on UnMatched past, present or future and there’s not a god damn thing no one can do about it….They tried putting me against clowns and jokes, well look who’s laughing now, ME THAT’S WHO!!!!

Now the fans begin chanting Red Rooster...

Well I thought the disrespect was gone, but has it really…. You see I dominated Boso at Redemption Road…..But where is the respect, you all still disrespect me, and not just all of you so called wrestling fans, but just look at the match card for tonight……. Am I main eventing….Not even close, I’m the opening act for Christ sake…..Well I aint no act, I’m The SexBomb and I deserve better, I deserve championship gold around my waist, but I guess I have to go through one Luke Jetty to get what I want, so be it, Luke Jetty wrong time, wrong place little man… This is my time….my place….You got that…. good.
Now seeing as I’m in the 1st match of tonight, and I know you all want to see me come out and walk down that isle one more time as my sexy theme plays and I sure as hell know the ladies want to see me gyrate my hips and do what the men of Georgia can’t do and that’s turn on your women……. Hey don’t boo me, just look at me….i’m just too sexy.

Simon rolls out of the ring and walks back up the ramp to the back and awaits his theme music to hit once again as the show is about to begin.