Backstage Area

Renee Young: Ladies and gentlemen T'n'A.

*The camera zooms out to reveal Dave Turner and Paul Anderson, who is busy playing with his phone*

Renee: Dave, Paul lets cut to the chase everyone's wonder-

Dave: Hey, Paul.... Paul *Dave turns to looks at Paul who is still distracted by his phone and slaps it out of his hands* Paul focus man!

Paul: But my peeps need my Teets man they'd be lost without my wisdom!

Dave: Paul, shut up, as I was saying hey Paul look who our interviewer is?

Paul: huh? Who?

Dave: Its X-Gen's whore! *A look of disgust on Renee's face*

Paul: Ohhhhh, *looks at Renee* ew.

*Renee trys to walk off but Dave grabs her arm and pull's her back*

Dave: Woah where you think you ae going? We're doing a interview god Renee be a professional.

Paul: Ew dude.

Dave: What?

Paul: You touched her...

Dave: Aaand?

Paul: And now you've got X-Gen cooties.

Dave: Wha-?

*Scott Norrie steps into the picture*

Scott: Aye mate, you've got X-Gen Aids!

*All three in unison: Ewww.

*Dave rubs his hands on Anderson*

Dave: Ha now Pauls got them!

*they all laugh and in unison again say ewww and continue to laugh as Renee runs away crying.*

Scott: Oi Renee! Come back!

Dave: Totally unprofessional man.

Paul: I know right?

Scott: Stupid slut, anyway doon to serious business nou, as shi was obviously about ti ask before she ran because god she's so original *puts on a whiny voice* why would you align yourselves with Scott Norrie?

Paul: Woah totally nailed it dude.

Dave: Right? Well to answer your question X-Gen Slut, it was just perfect timing, the three of us have been here since day one we've all became good friends backstage me and Paul are finally getting to team together and Scott is shooting for the World title and as a team me and Paul are obviously shotting for the Tag Titles, and its just so happens that all three of those titles are currently in X-Gen.

*All Three In Unison: Eww.

*Turner continues:* so what better way to go for the belts together than apart. X-Gen are a disease to CMV and we promiss The Mega Stars will be the cure for this disease!

Paul: Inspiring man.

Dave: Why thank you Mr. Anderson.

Scott: *continues in whiney voice* Well you heard it hear folks, The Mega Stars are awesome! And X-Gen are aids! And I Renee Young am a smelly pirate hooker! *Continues in normal voice* Aye we heard it hear first Renee, X-Gen prepare to be vaccinated.

*Scott throws down the mic as all three men laugh as CMV cuts to commercial*

The dark room appears again

"You know when I was a little boy, after the......incident. This boy, he came up to me and called me a monster, so I left and went to the gas station where his father worked. I got a match and blew the *** place to the ground."

"Soon is only the beginning"

*Moments from their 6-Man Title match at MITB We see Renee Young wishing X-Gen luck as they are about to make their way to the ring. With X-Gen gone, Renee jumps as from behind her, someone starts to talk in her ear.*

Scott Norrie: Y'know its a damn shame Renee, *Scott grabs Renee's shoulders and spins her around* people used to respect you, were nice ti yu an' you threw it all away when you became X-Gen's Groupie.

*Renee slaps Scott but he just smiles as Renee tries to speak*

Renee: I've had it with everyone calling me a-

*Scott grabs Renee by her hands and slams her against the wall*

Scott: A what Renee? A whore? *Renee tries to struggle free, and spits in Scott's face, again he just smiles* Feisty one ain't yi, I like a girl wi a bit of fight in 'er. *Scott sniffs Renee's neck* But I don't like a woman with fear. You want people's respect agaiin Renee? You want to come inti yer workplace without fearing fa's goin to attack or insulting you next? You know what yi hav ti do, break ties with X-Gen or just quit cause trust me Renee it kin only git worse from here, and X-Gen have aready proven they don't care about you. Just  something to think about Renee, just somethin ti think about.

*Scott lets Renee go and walks off. The camera zoom's on Renee, who doesn't run and doesn't cry but has a look of confusion as she has already begun think about what Scott has said.*

After his match Marcantel is seen angry and sad

As he walks down the hall he throws everything in his way.

He starts banging his head against the wall, after the 5th bang he stops.

As he leans against the wall he rubs his finger across his eye and looks at it.

"The wounds have healed"

"It's time, tomorrow night"

*We Can hear the celebrations before we see it, the emotions are running wild as The Mega Stars are ecstatic over the victory here at money in the bank we can here the singing boom down the corridors*

Mega Stars: We Are The Champions! We Are The Champions! We Are The Champions! No Time For X-Gen Cause They Are Losers And We Are The Chaaaampions Of The Worrrrrrrld! Wooooo-yeah baybay!

Tom Phillips: Ladies & Gentel The Mega Stars! Guys you're obviously extremely happy about your clean sweep of the former Tag & Undisputed Champions here tonight, but Scott this must mean so much more to you as its been nearly 3 Year since you held a title whats going through your head right now?

*The Party Abruptly comes to a stop.*

Scott Norrie: Yi jist had ti go and spoil the fun didn't ya Tom? Just had ti ruin my moment, OUR. Yeah its been nearlyy 3 years since I had some gold around ma waist but that makes this taste all the more sweeter baybay! I know it makes meh a marked man now, especially with a Money In The Bank holder kicking about somewhere but nothing is gonna ruin this fir me, I am gonnae cherish EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND. I hold this title. Tonight was for ma boy *Scott points to the sky and beats his chest*, the man that inspired me to become a professional wreslter The Hot Rod "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, this was fir you Hot Rod! Rest In Peace Brother. Me and ma boys are gonnae be partying all night long ain't that right boys!

*Turner and Anderson cheer as they pop champagne bottles spraying it everywhere and dousing themselves in it*

Scott: I am gonnae do everythin' in ma power to keep this title around the waist of a TRUE Professional Wrestler and T'n'A are gonna go on ti be the best damn Tag Team Champions Of ALLLLLL Time Baybay. We're gonna keep on fighting till the end! No one can stop us now cause-are yi ready boys!-

Mega Stars: Cause We Are The Champions! We Are The Champions! We Are The Champions! No Time For X-Gen Cause They Are Losers And We Are The Chaaaampions Of The Worrrrrrrld!

Scott: One More Time!

*The Mega Stars walk off Turner and Anderson raising Norrie onto their shoulders as they continue to sing untill the Camera fades to black. but the camera turns to static and a message appears on the screen, "The Following Was Paid For By The Mega Stars and a music video diplaying Scott, Dave & Paul's careers till this point plays, of course the music play, Queen's We Are The Champions (P.S. Sunshine if you could make a video of this for me I will love you for life)*

Moments after his tough loss to The Naughty Guys, Chet Taylor is approached by cameras and Renee Young

Renee Young: Chet Taylor another controversial loss tonight agains......

Chet Taylor: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Yeah Naughty Guys think they can use Hulk Hogan and cheat to get everything they want, but it stands NO LONGER. I will be speaking to General Manager Michaels and Naughty Guys even with Hulk Hogan better bring everything they brought tonight because I'm going to bring everything I have and it is going to be AWESOMESAUCE

Marcantel is shown in his room

"Like I said, I don't care about Winning or losing a match. Every time I leave a match whether I'm a winner or loser, my opponent will be decimated."

"Last night, I didn't end the match because I didn't care about the result, all I care about is destroying my opponent, and that's what I did last night. And if you think what I did last night was bad, just wait."

"I've only just started"

"Soon is only the beginning"

Chet Taylor is seen on webcam in what seems to be a homemade news set in his home in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York with Starbucks coffee in hand and combing his mustache



Cronkites (boys) and Tassaels (girls) welcome to the first edition of The Wrestling Hipster and I have a message not only for my few bronsons (fans) but for CEO Triple H and GM Shawn Michaels.

If we rewind to RAW Ep. 94 the American Spirit Cigarette smoking, Pats Blue Ribbon tall boy chugging, ALWAYS vegan eating, Williamsburg, Brooklyn Hipster Strong Style MASTERING Chet Taylor made his debut against some Truffle Butter (Truffle butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy, and the tan buttery substance around her pussy is truffle butter) colored frado (an ugly guy who thinks he's good-looking) named Ringo Maxx and I was DESTROYING him in such amazeballs fashion so amazeballs that Fandango got jealous and cost me the match.

Fast forward to Money in the Bank I had to face the not so Naughty Guys BY MYSELF and almost won. I took two midtown frados to the very limit that they had to bring Hulk Hogan out of whatever possible gutter he may have been in.

Then after that I had to face the undefeated U.S. Justice and I was sooo close to ending that poor man's version of a nonracist Hulk Hogan and now at RAW 100 I took on Maxx in a falls count anywhere match and it was EPIC, weapons were used, tears were shed, I almost barfed my Pats Blue Ribbon, and when the dust settled I wasn't the victor. But I was so close in winning and I proved that I can hang with the top guys and I proved that despite the "funny made up words" I say that I am still a serious competitor in need of serious matches but for some reason I am not considered to be in the same league as your Zak Painns, your Justin Sanes. your Ryan Kents, your Levi Marta, or your Randy Bortons and WHY NOT?!

I've had five star matches in every match that I have been in, and on every show I am trending on Twitter by the bronsons with #GIVECHETACHANCE, #LETSGOCHET, #FEARTHEBEARD, I am getting reblogs on Tumblr, and I am getting right swiped on Tinder. It's no coincidence and the fans don't lie. So Shawn Michaels, Triple H  give me and the bronsons the title match that we deserve and place me as the next competitor in the 6-Man Hardcore Hell in a Cell match. Summerslam you give me the title shot and I guarantee you all I will be the one walking out as the new champion. #CHET4CHAMP #HARDCOREHIPSTER