T & Lee Broadcast Pilot | W-KRN

Random joe Jackson Taylor was driving to work at 7:59 on a California state highway. His job? A local salesmen. As he was traveling his car radio made some very cartoony sounds.

"Welcome T & Lee in the Morning on W-KRN. The time is 8:00!"

Jackson: Oh! I love this show.

T: Hello So-Cal!! I'm T!

Lee: And I'm Lee

T & Lee: And this is T & Lee in the morning.

T: Where we discuss everything from politics to how tall your grass is growing.

Lee: That's right, T. Out first topic. Wendell Grace's release.

T: Little bit of old news, but hell, we can talk about it.

Lee; T, Let me tell you! If he was still here I would have punched AND kicked him in the back of the face.

T: Whoa Lee, getting a little extreme.

Lee: You know me, T. That's how I do.

T: Anyway. Sources say that the H-Man released him for not winning against... somebody... But we have OUR sources...!

*Radio crowd cheers*

Lee: That's right T. We have CMVWrestlingRumors.com Head writer Jack Jackieson on the line. Go Jack.

Jack: Hello?

T: Yes... go--

Jack: H-Hello?

Lee: Go ahead--

Jack: Is this thing on?

Lee: Jack!

Jack: Hellooooo?

T: *laughs* Well I'll call him back later. In the meantime let proceed to our next section "Have You Punched It In The Back Of The Face"

*Radio crowd cheers*

T: So, Lee, you know how this goes, but for new listeners I'll explain.

I ask Lee here if he's punched a person or thing in the back of it's face. If he answers "No." for anything, I get to wear his awesome shorts. However! If all answers are "Yes" I have to put on pants for day and tell someone I don't know: [BEEP] you.

Lee: You're going to lose my friend.

T: ...I know. HERE WE GO!

Kevin Lee... have you punched Dashing DJ Urie in the back of the face.

Lee: Once.

*Ding!*

T: Kevin Lee... Have you punched ME in the back of the face?

Lee: In training, yes.

*Ding!*

T: Kevin Lee.... Have you punched a Slow Loris in the back of the face?

Kee: Once in Pradesh, India, yes.

*Ding!*

Last one Lee... Have you punched... YourSELF in the back of the face.

Lee: Nnnnnnnrrrrrr...

T: > : )

Lee: ...Yes... It's long story but when I was a child--

*Ding!*

T: AND THAT'S HAVE YOU PUNCHED IT IN THE BACK OF THE FACE!

*Radio crowd cheers*

Lee: While T goes to put on some pants I'd like to share with you our sponsor.

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T: Alright, I'm back, damn these things are snug.

Lee: Alright, T, here's the phone. Randomly dial a number and do what you must.

T: Yeeerp.

Tim picks up the phone and presses 10 random numbers.

Lee: ...

T: It's ringing...

Lee: *coughs*

T: Still ringing...

Lee: ...

T: Ah! Hello! No... This is... No I'm sorry... If I could just... You haven't heard from your daughter in five years?... Wow that's terrible... Well let me lend you an ear.

Lee: T....

T: ...And then what happened?

Lee: T!

T: ...That's terrible!

Lee: TIM!

T: Lee... I'm on the phone.

Lee: Lee roundhouse kicks the phone out of Tim's hands.

T: Well that was rude.

Lee: C'mon dude we've got one more section.

We have reconnected with Jack Jackieson from CMVWrestlingRumors.com again and hopefully we can discuss Wendell Graces dirty bull[BEEP].

T: Can I take these pants off?

Jack: Hello?

Lee: Jack can you hear us?

Jack: Yeah, sorry. I was getting blowjob and I just didn't wanna talk.

T: Oh...

Lee: Well...

Jack: Anyway! The reason Wendell Grace ACTUALLY got released is because he [BEEP]ed Trips wife while she was sleeping. You know, because he couldn't get some with a woman that was awake. Trip came in while this happened and Pedigreed him with his [BEEP].

Lee: How can you confirm this?

Jack: I got the tape. I'll send it to you guys.

Lee: ALRIGHT Hahaha! Time to axe that call! But while were discussing sending things you can send T & Lee fanmail by...

Voice: Hey! Who the hell are you!?

T: Oh [BEEP], Lee, security!

Lee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I KICK YOU IN THE BACK OF THE FACE YOU COME CLOSER!!

Security: Calm down Wraith of the Dragon. Yo, Darrel, these two bastards broke into the Radio station!

T: No, Lee, the window!

*The radio picks up broken glass*

Security: GET THOSE LUNATICS. SOMEBODY TURN OFF THE F*CKING BROADCAST!

Meanwhile, Jackson finally arrived at work and after listening to T & Lee in the morning he was going to have a much better day at his dead-end job.

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