El Rap De Gato

The camera comes in to the Golden Cat standing in the middle of a parking lot with fucking hot cat Angus in his arms. Angus is sadly still wearing a durag, Golden Cat visibly saddened by this.

My dear Gatito, we can’t lose you, not like this! You may think The Krew is “cool”, but I assure you they are not! We will show you how cool we are, sweet Angus! Hit it Peligroso!

Golden Cat puts down Angus and brings his hands to his mouth, starting to beatbox. Danger Cat walks on screen wearing a fedora, peso sign glasses, and a gold chain. He nods along with the beat, and begins his Danger Cat rap.

Three guys, beating whoever they fight
Winning every match every day every night!
Making people see them as tag team kings
Making them think just horrible things!
But when I look at you, I don’t see no crowns
When I look at you, I see a bunch of clowns!
Be prepared, you're about to go down
So pucker up, and kiss my brown!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

We got the Kitties, we got the Krew
Everybody knows that we'll beat you!
So just make sure before you fold
That you lick-lick-lick-lick lick my hole!

Come on over and greet my starfish
Be as animalistic as you wish!
Treat yo tongue just like a mole
And lick-lick-lick-lick lick my hole!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
It’s oh so obscene!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
But it makes me so clean!

We’re cats, we had to say it again
Shooting you down like you’re Uncle Ben!
Ending your career like Leader Snoke
And proving you ain’t nothing but a bunch of jokes!

Showing you a true Tag Team A+
And saving our boy, big man Angus!
By beating a true Tag Team lowbrow
Tell them how it is man!
“Mrowr.”



Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

DDDDDDCCCCCC
Your technique makes you the beeeeees kneeeeees.
So I'll make your night so eeeeeeassssssy
When you seeeeee theeeeeese... Nuts.

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
It’s oh so obscene!

Ja Ja Quan Quan Shay Shay always
No G Champ Champ for for days days.
Begg ing for me to to say say
Lick my butthole? Yes you may, hey!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
But it makes me so clean!

Durag Jones, you know this won’t be easy
Looking at you, just makes us feel queasy!
But let’s be real, you’re real big and strong
But still so tiny when you’re looking at our cat dongs.

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick-Lick-Lick-Lick Lick my butthole!
Lick my butthole! Lick my butthole!

Los Felinos Fatales pose back to back as Danger Cat drops the mic. They laugh.

See Angus, we are the true cool cats on the block! Abandon those zeros, and stick with the purrfect heros!

They both look down at Angus and gasp at what they see.

Aye dios mios!

Danger Cat faints, collapsing into his golden friend’s arms. Golden Cat looks to the sky.

No! We made it worse! We made it so much worse! Noooooooo!

The camera pans down, showing Angus still has his durag on, but now also is wearing a golden chain that says, “Krew Kat”. Staying on this horrifying image, the scene fades to black. Now in silence, words flash on the screen.