Anarchy in the Crossfire

by Jason Spade Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:45 pm

Jason Spade is backstage at Crossfire, walking down the hall in the backstage area, a kendo stick over his shoulder. Spade stops upon noticing a technician, whom he grabs on the shoulder.

"Hey, c'mere. I need to ask you a question... Where's Walter Bolek?"

Spade intentionally mispronounces Bolek's name as "Bo-leck".

"Uh, I... I dunno."

Spade shoves the technician aside and continues down the hallway. Spade walks for a while, the camera following him, until he spots a door. Spade approaches the door and sees it labelled "Walter Bolek - Anarchy Champion".

"Aha..."

Spade tries the door handle, but finds it locked. Spade looks over his shoulder before stepping back and kicking the door as hard as he can- it flies off the lock, smacking hard into the wall and nearly slamming back closed. Spade pushes it aside and enters the locker room.

The locker room is well-stocked with a mini fridge, a wall of lockers, a television, and even a shower room. A real champion's treatment. Spade takes the kendo stick and begins tapping on the top of the television.

"Walter? You here, buddy? I'd like to have a word with you."

Spade pushes the television with the tip of his kendo stick, causing it to teeter precariously. Spade waits for a moment.

"Guess not."

Spade pushes the television the rest of the way, causing it to clatter noisily onto the floor. Spade steps towards it and stops on it once, twice, three times, visibly cracking and distorting the screen. Spade then opens up the mini fridge, finding it stocked with water and energy drinks, before tipping it over and spilling its contents everywhere. Spade stomps on some of the bottles, spraying the liquid into the carpeted floors. Spade then tosses his kendo stick aside, picks up the tipped mini fridge, lifts it over his head, and heaves it into the wall! The machine easily smashes through the plaster, leaving a sizeable hole as the fridge clatters to the floor, its door popping off with a loud clatter. Spade turns to the camera man, who followed him in and witnessed the destruction.

"When Bo-leck comes back, make sure he knows who did this, and make sure he sees this message... Walter, you have something I want. I don't care about Quantum's team, the KLIQ, or whatever big faction war Crossfire is up to this season... I want that championship, the Anarchy Championship. Know this... One way or the other, I'm coming for you... And I ain't Santa Claus."

Spade goes to leave, the camera watching his back, until the Outlaw stops and turns back.

"Oh, and pay attention to what happens to Dallas Chandler tonight... Consider it a preview of things to come."